Full name: Lorelei Summers
Height: 5' 9
Weight: 179 lbs
Likes: Animals, showing off, mealtimes, childrens' shows, her chest, video games
Dislikes: Animal cruelty, trying to figure out how to work the cash register, being ignored
Cheerful and outgoing, Lorelei always has something to say to try to bring a smile to any situation. However, since she's not very smart, and rarely has a firm grasp on whatever may be going on at any given time, this usually results in awkward silence, hurt feelings, or a mixture of both. Lorelei often tries to assume the leadership role whenever things turn chaotic, though is usually ignored as someone else manages to handle whatever is happening. She enjoys meeting new people and exploring new lifestyles, or at least attempting to. She also constantly mentions how she was the president of multiple clubs in high school, though it may seem she's making it all up, since she never mentions the same club twice.
Lorelei is also an avid lover of all animals, and is constantly bringing injured or "rescued" wildlife into the cafe. She has yet to realize that this presents a workplace violation, not to mention goes against all forms of health code. She believes that she is able to communicate with most animals, though this has yet to be determined.
For some reason or another, Lorelei is also gifted with rather superhuman strength; she is able to easily lift objects which would normally take three or more people to carry.
She is quite proud of her body, and takes it upon herself to flaunt her bountiful assets whenever possible. This is a big hit with her customers, but it didn't stop her from getting kicked out of the local Indian restaurant when she tried to nab a free meal by pretending to be a goddess in human form (Well, technically).